Why won’t you leave me alone?

Why won’t you leave me alone?

What do you call someone who you ignore, but they won’t stop writing about you? Who imagines a rivalry with you when you just want to ignore them? Who once asked people to stalk you on your honeymoon? Who you banned from your site because of their incoherent rantings? Who just sent a seemingly friendly and complimentary note and on the same day trashes you on their blog? Who points out your family holiday photos and makes wisecracks about them?

Crazy? Stalker? Take your pick.

Frankly, I wish they would just go away and forget I exist. Look, I’m not writing all that much anymore. Just leave me be. Sheesh.

Written by
Domenico Bettinelli