Patriots Red Zone in the Razor rap

Patriots Red Zone in the Razor rap

My brother-in-law Pete sent along this New England Patriots-themed hip hop song from a Houston Catholic rap singer called D Major. It’s not my usual cup of tea, but I like it. Here are the lyrics:

Chorus
In the Razor
the Patriot stadium
foes afraid of them
Visiting team looked mean
til New England Tom Brady’ed them
80% completion percentage
they rated them
some radios hated them
now they don’t know what to say to them
3 Super bowls, and they look’n for more (what!)
Patriots got it popp’n baby this year for sure!
You ain’t never seen a team give it to em that raw
Take em to the Red Zone keep ahead in the score

Verse 1
It’s the Super Bowl 42
with Wes Welker spin’n like Spider man with smooth moves that never bore you
and Seymour too, yeah he was injured,
but he’s back to give ya havoc like Moss with sticky fingers
They keep it hot, heat’n up for Arizona
Teddy B’s gonna getcha, Rodney’s got ya number
on the road or home, Patroits are on throne
and you’ll end up look’n week, just when you think you’re looking strong
and they cool sipp’n Beli-aid, everyday
on the field give’n these sucka teams belly ache
Chomp’n that, Humble pie, the Pats are on the rise
When they play they just sing the opposition a lulla bye
wonder why? Pioli’s the man with the master plan to draft
a team full of passion man
to smash on real, give Bob Kraft a hand
From him to Bill to players mad skill that slam!

Chorus repeat

Verse 2
Now the media be hate’n and bending all out of shape but
they ain’t made us, we home grown in grey hoodie tree
They say we gonna loose but they QB just threw another interception
thanks now you can give me three
Once upon time, your team was doing fine
til your quarterback got sacked flat on his behind
now its our time! Patriots are gonna shine
soon the oppose’n coach’ll be the locker room cry’n
Oww… you thought Polian would help you too?
Like he helped the Colts win make’n bogus rules?
No! that don’t mean a thang to the Hard Hitt’n gang
The Dynasty of the decade, don’t forget it mayne!
The best in the league, the top of the crop
top notch dopp’n touch downs hard as rock
again i say The best in the league, the top of the crop
not to up-stage the Sox, but the Pats are un-stopped

Chorus repeat

It’s not the Super Bowl Shuffle. It’s much better.

Written by
Domenico Bettinelli

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