In the post about the LA seminary, John Hearn posted one of his ditties and it’s among the best yet. So funny.
How do you solve a problem like Mahony?
How do you catch an eel and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Mahony?
An irritant! A dissident! A clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him,
Many a thing he ought to understand.
But all he does is stay,
He will not go away,
Until the Holy Father has him banned!
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Mahony?
How do you get a moonbat off your hands?