I can say with some authority that this sign is often all too true: sticky and other disgusting things.
Seriously, as popular as her name is, she’s not going to be like her dad who never saw anything with his name on it, including those little vanity bike license plate things.
Jeeze, you and my cousin Hezekiah ought to start some sort of support group for people without personalized bike plates. Of course, I bet my cousin Rabbit would never join, even if he is eligible.