As we all know, we now have gay marriage in Massachusetts as of today. I have pledged not to watch any local TV news the next couple of days just so that I don’t have to watch the gushing portrayals by reporters about lesbians shopping for white wedding dresses and gay men pledging their eternal troth. What you won’t see are the bizarro homosexuals, the leather-clad, everywhere-pierced perversions that will inevitably appear for their licenses. Instead the media will give us only the buttoned-down gay and lesbian couples who look “normal” and fit in at your neighborhood association meeting or the PTA.