A reader sent me this “news” story that I find highly topical (and highly hilarious):
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.
The reelection of President Bush is prompting the exodus among Left leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O’Reilly.
Canadian border farmers say its not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left. Didn’t even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
Q: What do you call 10,000 Liberals heading to Canada?
A: A headstart
JenB:
in the Great White North we call them snowbirds coming back from holidays
Maybe liberal theology profs would take to the Northern climate………
They shouldn’t have to sneak.
1) Canadians and liberals are largely indistinguishable. Ok, so they’ll have to learn to say “EH” at the end of their sentences. Big deal.
2) We’d love to pack em up and ship em off. They’ll get no complaint from us on their way north.
3) If literally thousands of asians etc. can simply waltz across the border in the Montana countryside and lose themselves in the crowd here (and you know they can), what’s stopping our libofreaks from melting into the great canuckhood there?
Heck, Castro regularly ships out his criminals to the US…we should do the same with our refuse..goodbye liberals…maybe they should try Cuba…NPR often broadcasts glowing reports about the place…maybe the “Citizens of the World” need their American visas cancelled.