The great thing about the parody news site Scrappleface is that sometimes their fake news is so well-written that you can easily imagine it really happening that way. For instance I can really imagine John Kerry saying this:
“This is not a time for narrow ideologues, or dogmatists,” said Sen. John Kerry, D-MA. “I’m praying that the new Holy Father—despite his reputation as God’s Rottweiller—will realize his duty to be a big-tent guy. And he should never take what is an article of faith for him, personally, and try to impose it on others.”
In any case, I know he’s thinking it.