Mmmm, donuts

Mmmm, donuts

The British are afraid of a new US invasion. It’s an invasion of Krispy Kreme donuts.

The health nazis are worried that the tasty confections will pose a threat with their high fat content and stealthy calories. And of course people are too dumb to know that pastries aren’t good for you in high quantities so they turn to Nanny Government.

For this reason the company’s arrival in Britain has prompted angry protests from nutritionists. Many believe that the doughnuts, which many Americans eat for breakfast but which are being marketed for elevenses and teatime in England, should come with a Government health warning.

Warning: doughnuts aren’t good for you. Eat your vegetables too. The left-wing nuts have so little confidence in people that they think they’ll just eat and eat donuts until they die. And it’s not like Britain doesn’t already have plenty of high-fat, high-calorie foods in its diet. Yorkshire pudding anyone?

It’s all part of the rising trend to blame others for own failure to take care of ourselves. Getting fat? Blame McDonalds, Burger King, Krispy Kreme, and Dunkin Donuts. It’s not my fault I couldn’t keep the Big Mac out of my mouth.

The hysterics by the nutrionists in the article is laughable. Relax. Have a donut. Taste the love.

Written by
Domenico Bettinelli