I love stories of stupid criminals. Police in Boston arrested a drug dealer with 100 pounds of marijuana in house. They could smell the stuff from outside. The guy tried to mask the smell with air fresheners and Lysol, but the pot stunk so bad you couldn’t even smell them. And then when the cops broke in, he tried to hide the 100 pounds of dope under a rug. “So what’s the huge lump under the rug?” “Oh nothing, officer. Just a big dust bunny.” What an idiot.