Yummy cookies?

Yummy cookies?

Some marketing company left a promotional-size package of a new “diet” chocolate chip cookie in a bag on our fence-gate the other day. I’m presuming we weren’t singled out, but that they were canvassing the neighborhood.

The packaging says on it—presumably as an enticement—“Tastes as good as Chips Ahoy.”

Yeah. What a way to set the bar high, guys.

They went into the trash. (I don’t eat food left hanging on my fence-gate, packaged or not, anyway.)

Written by
Domenico Bettinelli