Your peculiar aristocratic title

Your peculiar aristocratic title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Earl Domenico the Superficial of Kesslington under Ox
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

If St. Thomas Aquinas could be the “Dumb Ox”, I guess I don’t mind being the “Superficial Ox.”

Via Her Exalted Highness Duchess Julianne the Complex of Longer Interval

  • Earl Domenico,

    And you may now address me as your “Imperial Majesty David the Euphonious of Mellow under Trollness.” wink

  • I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but anyone who knows a little bit about heraldry knows that that is a real coat of arms—that of the City of London (the financial district).  The City could jump all over you for that.

  • Hey. Ox.

    You may, in the future, address me as:

    Her Exalted Highness Duchess Kelly the Implacable of Much Leering.

    Or, heck, you can just call me “Duchess.”

    (How do you make a “leer” smiley? Or an “implacable” one, for that matter?)

  • It seems that I’m Milady the Most Honourable Stacey the Larger of Witchampton Under Buzzard…which is odd, considering that I’m 5’2”….