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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Earl Domenico the Superficial of Kesslington under Ox Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title |
If St. Thomas Aquinas could be the “Dumb Ox”, I guess I don’t mind being the “Superficial Ox.”
Via Her Exalted Highness Duchess Julianne the Complex of Longer Interval
Earl Domenico,
And you may now address me as your “Imperial Majesty David the Euphonious of Mellow under Trollness.”
I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but anyone who knows a little bit about heraldry knows that that is a real coat of arms—that of the City of London (the financial district). The City could jump all over you for that.
For some reason I’m not worried about it.
Hey. Ox.
You may, in the future, address me as:
Her Exalted Highness Duchess Kelly the Implacable of Much Leering.
Or, heck, you can just call me “Duchess.”
(How do you make a “leer” smiley? Or an “implacable” one, for that matter?)
It seems that I’m Milady the Most Honourable Stacey the Larger of Witchampton Under Buzzard…which is odd, considering that I’m 5’2”….