Who knew Klingons were living in Oregon?

Who knew Klingons were living in Oregon?

An Oregon country’s Human Services Department is looking to hire a Klingon-English interpreter. You see, the law says that they have to provide information in all information that their clients speak, and some of them claim to speak only Klingon. So now mental health agencies don’t help people to overcome their delusions, they feed them.

I wonder if they’re looking for any Sindarin or Quenya speakers, too? (Those are the Elvish languages invented by Tolkien for The Lord of the Rings, in case you didn’t know.)

Update: According to a link provided by RC in the comments, this an urban legend that grew out of an AP reporter’s failure to check the sources.