Wartime News:
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Former 3rd Rock from the Sun star French Stewart changes his name to Freedom Stewart. “It’s my patriotic duty,” says actor.
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Pro-neutral demonstrations get heated in Switzerland.
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U.S. Military orders 300,000 cans of whoop-ass. “There’s a war in every can!”
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Rodney King still wondering why we can’t all just get along.
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Geraldo Rivera reveals location of the Bat Cave. Is immediately banished from Gotham.
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“Operation: Iraqi Freedom” renamed “Operation: Who’s Your Baghdaddy?”
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Latest Saddam video only available on Betamax. Is it up to date? Experts weigh in.
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Geraldo Rivera reveals Colonel’s Secret Recipe. Is banned from all KFC establishments.
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Geraldo Rivera goes into hiding. Then reveals his own undisclosed location.
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