The postman rings twice

The postman rings twice

Something is beeping in my house. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know where it is. If it were a constant beeping I would be able to track it down, but it only beeps about every 10 minutes. It would take me hours to find it that way.

I’ve turned off almost every appliance. No deal. I’ve taken down the smoke detectors one by one and had them sit by me until I heard the beep. No deal. I can’t find it. I’m hoping it goes away and doesn’t signal something that will be my demise. If it were important, it would beep constantly, right? Right?

Written by
Domenico Bettinelli