In the first plague, the road turned to blood. The front-page photo in today’s Boston Herald has not been altered in any way:
A truck carrying red dye spilled its load on Route 495 near the town of Littleton. Seems appropriate for Passover. So which of the plagues will be visited upon Massachusetts next?
Will it be the plague of locust-like college students descending upon us? Naw, that happens in September.
Will we suffer from boils? Naw, that pretty much describes our politicians—boils on our … well, you know.
So what other biblical plagues can Massachusetts expect?