Real Chuck Norris facts

Real Chuck Norris facts

Have you seen those “Chuck Norris Facts” that are going around? They go something like “Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”

Well, here’s a new one: “Chuck Norris is so tough, he loves Jesus, and he’ll kill you if make fun of him for it.” Seriously, the famous karate and action star is a new columnist at WorldNetDaily and writes a column about the “Chuck Norris Facts” and how he sees them based on his Christian faith. It’s cool.

He says the alleged “facts” describe a superhuman person and the only Superman ever to live is Jesus. Here’s an example:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.”

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris’ tears, it’s Jesus’ blood.

Again, I’m flattered and amazed by the way I’ve become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe.

Thanks to Kathy Shaidle for the link. I don’t know where she finds all these great links. Also read what she has to say about Chuck’s 1986 movie “The Delta Force”. She mentions the soundtrack and I have to admit that back around that time I was into action movie soundtracks. I had purchased the soundtracks to “Delta Force,” “Iron Eagle,” “Terminator,” and others. I’m not sure why now.

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