Today is a very important day on the calendar, the birthday of not one, but two important fellows, Bilbo and Frodo Baggins.
Happy birthday! Now, let’s go have a big party under the Party Tree and then light off some fireworks in the shape of dragon. Oh, those hobbits know how to party.
I have wished a few people a happy Bilbo and Frodo’s birthday today. Unremarkably, I was met with blank stares.
Some people did ask “they had the same birthday?” Unfortunately for them, their polite question got them a longer answer than they had hoped…
Hoist an ale in Bilbo and Frodo’s honor (though do stay away from the Longbottom)!
As wll as my darling daughter, Lauren Elizabeth!
Hobbits know how to party indeed. I wish I could have a hobbit party. Only I can’t drink. And setting off fireworks is against the rules.
Oh well. Maybe when I’m 33.