Sometimes there’s nothing as fun as a good review of a bad movie. Roger Ebert’s review of Jenny McCarthy’s “Dirty Love” is one of those reviews. He gave it “zero stars.” That’s bad.
“Dirty Love” wasn’t written and directed, it was committed. Here is a film so pitiful, it doesn’t rise to the level of badness. It is hopelessly incompetent. It stars and was scripted by Jenny McCarthy, the cheerfully sexy model who, judging by this film, is fearless, plucky and completely lacking in common sense or any instinct for self-preservation.
And that’s just the first paragraph.