The USCCB Document Generator

A friend is attending the US bishops' meeting in Baltimore this week and sent along the following. (One must find ways to keep oneself amused... and awake.) These are all actual words used by the bishops from the last hour of the bishops’ meeting yesterday. Just combine any word from Column A with any word from Column B with any word from Column C. The system pretty much gives you an idea as to the content of most of the USCCB documents.

Column A	Column B	Column C
Thoughtful	Scientific	Collaboration
Simultaneous	Evolving	Ministry
Relevant	Human	Structure
Universal	Shifting	Development
Flexible	Multicultural	Dialog
Diverse	Theological	Person
Acute	Cultural	Committee
Sensitive	Latino	Amendment
Temporary	Inclusive	Issue
Limited	Hispanic	Staff
Standing	Organic	Priority
Practical	Collaborative	Reduction
Larger	African-American	Solution
Special	Supporting	Focus
Larger	Ethnic	Agenda
Strong	Doctrinal	Budget
Persuasive	Standing	Conference
Friendly	Ad Hoc	Challenge
Final	Modular	Rationale
Involved	Emotional	Committee
Growing	Proactive	Resource
Careful	Reactive	Community
Effective	Sustaining	Subcommittee
Permanent	Restructuring	Committee
Responsible	National	Model
Strategic	Ecclesial	Process
Forthcoming		Procedure
Appropriate		Analysis
Long		Mode
Possible		Stewardship

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