My soul proclaims the greatness of Obama

From the “Obamessiah” files comes yet another whopper from an Obama supporter, calmly passed along by the mainstream media. In this case, it’s our old friend, Rev. Jeremiah “God damn America” Wright comparing Barack Obama to the Virgin Mary, as reported by the New York Times. This is a change from the more usual comparisons of Obama to Jesus Christ.

“Lord told him, an ordinary black boy, ‘You can be a state senator and you can bring folk to the bargaining table who not only do not talk to one another, these folk don’t like one another.’

“He did what the Lord said,” Mr. Wright continued, “an ordinary black boy like Mary was an ordinary little girl.”

Of course, what Wright didn’t tell us is what Obama said in reply. We’ll call it the “Magnificent Cat”:

Mass media proclaim the greatness of the Obama
Your spirit rejoices in Barry, your savior
For he has looked with earmarks upon his base.

From Election Day, all demographics will call themselves blessed
The BO Man has passed great entitlements for us
And, Hey!, Hussein is NOT his name.

He is the one we’ve been waiting for. He is the change that we seek.

He has mercy on those who fear him
In every Republican.

He has shown the strength of his polling
He has scattered the journalists in their fawning dispatches

He has cast down the middle class from their suburbs
And has given tingles to Chris Matthews.

He has filled the power-hungry liberals with promises of change
And the rich (Republicans) he has sent away with empty pockets.

He has come to the help of his servant Pelosi
For has remembered his promises of incumbency
The promise he made to the lobbyists
To Biden and his lobbyist son forever.

See the actual Magnificat of Mary of which this is a parody.